

woah okay so the host girl is just
whoa oh my god the thirst is real
L
the thirst IS real.
HE’S SO AVERAGE LOOKING THO LIKE WHY IS SHE SO THIRSTY OVER THIS AVERAGE AF DUDE
average? yo ass is tripping he finer than a motherfucker
can i get her a glass of water please
(via thatdarnredhead)
(Source: life--on--a--cloud, via half-american-idiot)
this show is racist and sexist and puts those with mental disabilities in a bad light, but this quote is wonderful. god bless this woman.
(Source: darrencriss2)
“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”
“How do you identify?”
“Old”
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO PERFECT *DYING*
“You can have a wonderful experience in life, you know, being a slut.” and “There’s nothing wrong with being a slut, you know.” My favorite quotes from this hahahahaha
Motivation: Runner’s wall
Okay so I need to start one of these. I only have three so far, but this is just motivation to run more races!
Should have kept all my race numbers.. Darnit.
Welp from now on
AHH I’M SO FAT T_T
-.-
(Source: previouslygillany, via 5cmspersecond)
Dark Chocolate Goji Protein Bars
With 96% of the amino acids found in whey, low in sodium and hypoallergenic, brown-rice protein powder isn’t just for vegans! These no-bake vegan protein bars make for a delicious pre-workout snack.
Ready in 35 minutes • Makes 2 servings
Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup chocolate brown-rice protein powder
- 1/4 cup walnuts
- 1/4 cup goji berries
- 1/4 cup coconut milk
- 2 squares 90% cacao dark chocolate
Instructions:
- Blend all ingredients in a blender or food processor, except chocolate.
- Shape mixture into 2 bars.
- Melt chocolate in a bain marie.
- Dip each protein bar into the melted chocolate to coat, and use a spatula to help spread it.
- Place bars in the fridge for an hour or into the freezer for 25 minutes.
- Wrap each protein bar in tin foil to take with you, or eat right away.
http://www.oxygenmag.com/nutrition/dark-chocolate-goji-protein-bars/
Sinfully Clean Chocolate Brownie
Clean never tasted so sinful! In addition to quelling your chocolate cravings, this decadent treat comes packed with free radical - fighting flavonoids and antioxidants.
Ready in 20 minutes • Makes 1 serving
Ingredients
- 1 square (7 g) dark chocolate
- 2 tbsp whole wheat pastry flour
- 1/4 tsp baking powder
- 2 tsp unsweetened cocoa powder
- Pinch sea salt
- 2 tbsp unsweetened vanilla almond milk
- 1/4 tsp vanilla extract
- 2 tsp applesauce
- 1 tsp honey
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 FF. Break up chocolate into small pieces. Set aside.
- Place dry ingredients, except chocolate pieces, in a large mixing bowl and mix.
- Add wet ingredients to bowl and mix to combine. Stir in chocolate pieces.
- Pour batter into a single-portion oven-proof loaf dish and bake 16 to 18 minutes. Serve.
Nutrients per serving: Calories: 151, Total Fats: 4 g, Saturated Fat: 2 g, Trans Fat: 0 g, Cholesterol: 0 mg, Sodium: 171 mg, Total Carbohydrates: 24 g, Dietary Fiber: 3 g, Sugars: 11 g, Protein: 3 g, Iron: 3 mg.
http://www.oxygenmag.com/nutrition/sinfully-clean-chocolate-brownie/
I love how this recipe already has the applesauce included inside in place of sugar. You can also used mashed banana! Or just stevia- that always works haha. Anyways, I’m excited to make this- it’s going under my /tagged/myfavorites for sure! AND DID I MENTION IT WAS UNDER 200 CALORIES?!?




